um I’m sorry what did I just see
HAHAHAHAAH wait what
boobs can kill
CANT
what?..
“Hope the otter has every reason to be smiling after cheating death. The underweight eight week old cub was found wandering alone along the road until she was rescued by a kind-hearted member of the public. Since her rescue she’s made a miraculous recovery and even made some new friends, like this teddy bear “! (Photo by Richard Austin / Rex USA ) :)
My english class
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
